Break ins!
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"...and then I said how was I suppose to know the difference right? Denture paste, tooth paste? Who knew one was glue?!" Kyle laughed and held open the door to her floor. They'd just exited the stairwell after Kyle's normal night of taking Darlene out.
Pheh. Normal. That was a depressing thought. "Well...they do put nice, step by step pictures on the side of one of them?" That was a CLUE Mr. Detective.
"Who reads toothpaste tubes? Really, I just passed it to him!"
"...I do? Janna's allergic to Xylitol and a lot of toothpastes have that in as a sweetener." Because it was bacteria neutral or something. Anyway! "So do a lot of chewing gums, so no giving her gum unless you've checked!"
That was...not the come back he was expecting. "What the fuck is Xylitol?" She was making that shit up wasn't she?
"No, honest! It's a fake sweetener! Toothpaste can't use sugar right? That defeats the point of brushing, so they use fake stuff but Janna's allergic. The doctor said it wasn't uncommon!" SHE WAS NOT MAKING IT UP!
"Huh," weird. "What do you use then?"
"Toothpastes that are mainly baking soda based with mint extracts!" The whole family did! It was a solidarity thing!
"Damn allergies huh?" Kyle smiled as they turned down her hall then...froze, hand reaching for the gun he wasn't wearing. Fuck. "Darlene, stay here." The door was kicked in.
"What? You need my key t-" Oh. OH. THAT WAS HER DOOR. WHO WOULD WANT TO KICK HER DOOR IN?!
"I think some of those people Traver pissed off may have stopped by. I'll look around."
Darlene nodded mutely, wide eyed...then lifted her cell to her ear to call Traver the moment her partner went into the apartment. Because...that was her life in there. Her material life. She needed to talk to Traver.
Pheh. Normal. That was a depressing thought. "Well...they do put nice, step by step pictures on the side of one of them?" That was a CLUE Mr. Detective.
"Who reads toothpaste tubes? Really, I just passed it to him!"
"...I do? Janna's allergic to Xylitol and a lot of toothpastes have that in as a sweetener." Because it was bacteria neutral or something. Anyway! "So do a lot of chewing gums, so no giving her gum unless you've checked!"
That was...not the come back he was expecting. "What the fuck is Xylitol?" She was making that shit up wasn't she?
"No, honest! It's a fake sweetener! Toothpaste can't use sugar right? That defeats the point of brushing, so they use fake stuff but Janna's allergic. The doctor said it wasn't uncommon!" SHE WAS NOT MAKING IT UP!
"Huh," weird. "What do you use then?"
"Toothpastes that are mainly baking soda based with mint extracts!" The whole family did! It was a solidarity thing!
"Damn allergies huh?" Kyle smiled as they turned down her hall then...froze, hand reaching for the gun he wasn't wearing. Fuck. "Darlene, stay here." The door was kicked in.
"What? You need my key t-" Oh. OH. THAT WAS HER DOOR. WHO WOULD WANT TO KICK HER DOOR IN?!
"I think some of those people Traver pissed off may have stopped by. I'll look around."
Darlene nodded mutely, wide eyed...then lifted her cell to her ear to call Traver the moment her partner went into the apartment. Because...that was her life in there. Her material life. She needed to talk to Traver.
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Date: 2012-07-13 05:55 am (UTC)"I wonder if his leather jacket gets dry cleaned?"
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Date: 2012-07-13 05:56 am (UTC)Braig thought about it, "Probably. He seems the type." Braig also got his leather dry-cleaned, but mostly because he was way too lazy to clean it himself.
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Date: 2012-07-13 06:03 am (UTC)Oooh.
"I bet I can get something spilled on him then, and offer to pay to get it cleaned. Think we can get someone into the cleaners to bug his jacket?"
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Date: 2012-07-13 06:17 am (UTC)"Sometimes, dude, you're mean."
"I learned it from you."
"Heh. Yeahhhh."
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Date: 2012-07-13 06:39 am (UTC)Braig, having finished eating, pried Aya's shoes off and started rubbing her feet...then said, "You know, considering the noises you make when we do this? Madigan would think it was sex."
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Date: 2012-07-13 06:49 am (UTC)Blink...blink....melllllt. "...yeah. He would. If he calls back tonight 'Breaker' answers the phone."
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:07 am (UTC)Followed by a happy sigh as one or both of them found a knot.
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:09 am (UTC)Braig offered, "I'll get all the extra pillows on the bed while Dilan does that, so that you can nest appropriately."
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:13 am (UTC)"Mmmm'kay."..."You laugh when I nest." Nesting was, honestly, why her bed at home was so damn big.
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:18 am (UTC)"Let me know when I hit a knot."
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:22 am (UTC)Also? SQUEAK!
That was probably a knot.
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:24 am (UTC)Dilan homed in on that squeak and rubbed the knot in slow circles.
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:32 am (UTC)Just. Wow. If she could curl around his hand she would? But Braig had her feet!
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:46 am (UTC)She was happy to stretchout on her belly properly but her first words after that were a hiss. "Owwwwwwww....hell."
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Date: 2012-07-13 08:15 am (UTC)Splutter fume!
"Braig!" DORK! "Check the LUSH stuff?" There had to be something better in there?
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Date: 2012-07-13 08:18 am (UTC)"You can tell which of us does the most massaging versus who gets the most, can't you?" Dilan asked wryly.
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Date: 2012-07-13 08:25 am (UTC)"'Course, just to prove me wrong he'd like it."
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